Will of the Writer

Alright boys and girls,time for another forum event! A writer once said, "The pen is mightier than the sword." Was it true? Not really. Turns out he got stabbed by the guy with the sword and died a slow and painful death. More on topic XD, the next event will be...

Drum roll please!

"The Will of the Writer" Event! Participants will write a story (short or long) about whatever they like XD. Could be about LT, themselves, or just a story they came up with outta the blue. It can follow any genre the writer prefers, and it doesn't matter who or what is in it.Just try to keep it 14A XD.
On another note,I will be judging the entries to see who wrote the best one outta them all and will distribute the prizes accordingly. The only rule is no pladurizing! If its not yours you'll be eliminated from the contest.
Now for a few things to consider to ensure you get first place ;3.
Character Development (How do my characters change throughout the story?)
Character's Charisma (Will readers actually LIKE my characters?)
Story Itself (Is my story interesting?Does it make people want to continue reading?)
Conflict (What kind of mysterious or shocking event could make my story exciting?)
Setting (Where,when,and why does this take place?)
The Judge? (Is he gonna enjoy it?)

Thats about it. Most of you would've already learned that in school lol.Except the last one. But its true,if I really do like it, and it includes those key things your win should be guranteed. If someone manages to write something so good to the point where im in tears, I swear I'll give them all the point bishops I have and the next three pay checks i get from selling ores xD.
I don't cry easily though.
Now for the prizes.

First place will recieve a Constellation Ring and a Mantle of their choice.
Second place will recieve a Peach can. Thats right,just 1,cause im stingy like that ^_^.
Third will recieve 2 Potions of Ressurection.Just because their tough to find XD.

Thats all for now. Next Friday is when the event ends, so thats the 14th I think. I'll be leaving for a week and I'll be back on the 11th. Best of luck to everyone and have fun with it ^_^.

ALRIGHTY! I hope this one counts... @.@ It's a made up precedural text that explains how to play ____ and information of ____.

Triple Accurate Glasses Drifting

Description
Triple accurate glasses drifitng is where a group of three will verse two groups. They will drift will aeroplanes, with the fuzziest glasses on and make a routine with a pattern of drifting. AKA: TAGD

Aim of TAGD
In TAGD, your aim of the game is to drift with aeroplanes as perfect and bizarre as possible. Groups will take a drift attempt at a time and each person will have an aeroplane each(the planes will must be hand-crafted by Dumbledore.) Your aim is to score as high as you can(judged by the judge; 100 is max score) and the group who wins are the ones with the highest points.

Who is involved?
Only pro's at this game can participate. This means that you ha
ve to be really good or else you will crash into each other, get "tagged' and suffer a great chance of death. This mad-dog game can only be played by people with 20/20 vision or else you will have an advantage, which you're not suppose to have. There is no such thing as a 'coach' for TAGD. You will need to train youself and when you think your godly enough to participate,tell Dumbledore and he'll register you in to a competition.

When is the sport enjoyed?
TAGD competition is sport enjoyed on Febuarary the 29th. Therefore TAGD is only special once every four years. This also means you can only train on that day and have comptitions on that day. Any other times been seen doing TAGD can result with consequences of being shrunk by Dumbledore.

What do you need?
Three people, a brain, a hand, a foot,a heart, a body, an eye and an aeroplane.

Where does the sport take place?
At Shanghai airport, it also means other aeroplanes may interfere with your routine.Deal with it.
Interesting facts
-No group has ever finished their routine because they have always crashed.
-Dumbledore is so tired shrinking people that he needed Professor Snape to help out.
-It's impossible to drift with Dumbledore's drift planes, therefore they always get zero score.
-Unfortunately the fuzziest glasses make people see the world in 2D.
-Mr.Bean has been the best so far in TAGD
-Mr.Bean has been so good because he practices every day.(Dumbledore and Professor Snape can never shrink him because Mr.Bean always does a bizarre laugh that reflects their spell, sometimes Dumbledore and Professore Snape can get shrunk by the reflection.)
-Every president has tried before, including George Bush. OBAMA'S NEXT!


I hope you enjoyed it and accept this TJ... It took me ages to make up this bizarre thing. If it's not accepted... I guess i'll just make another one.-sigh-

Man, I'm creative. Time for my second story:

A Homework Excuse

To Ms Buiyoininginion,
My Child, Dude, has not completed his homework due to a accident that he sat on the floor. Two seconds after he sat on the floor, he let a ENORMOUS, UNIMAGINABLE fart.The fart that had been done too fast, too big and too out-of-control, that it made him bounce up,due to extreme air pressure. His head landed on the edge of the dinner table (which was 3 meter high) and then he dropped on the floor arm first! He is now somehow blind, brain damaged and both arms dislocated. Please accept this as a reason of unfinished homework.
Thank you.

From,
Mr Bloingyoinhyoinhdimwingeh.

I hope you liked it.

P.S So far my two stories hasn't had any MAIN character at all. So will this be accepted?

Well. Third story...

Message from Outer Space

Five milleniums ago, at night time, I believe I was a dinosaur. And this is what I believe happened.
One day, i was racing my mate called 'RARR.' I won fortunately and i went in to the finals. The finals race started at a place called 'HARR.' My contestant was unknown at that moment, and i was very curious. But my legs were full-on pumped, ready to run.
The race was about to start and i had found out my opponent was called 'RARRTARD.' I thought that sounded a lot like retard. But suddenly a beam of light started righting something on the race track.
It said in big, bold letters: Begone, you DUFOS! YOU WILL DIE IN TEN SECONDS.
Some words shined on the track and some didn't, but we, dinosaurs didn't even know what the words meant. So we started racing and i ran as fast as i could. WE were approximately four meters apart and RARRTARD was in line with the D and I was in like with S, at the word 'DUFOS,' which was on written on our racing track, We were on a draw but something happened...
We somehow tripped at the same time, on the letter 'D' and me on the 'S.' We were both badly hurt and we couldn't get up. The message was the same but the word 'DUFOS' turned to UFO, as the D and S got covered by us. Suddeny, something exploded in the sky, but it sounded more than ten explosions.

Millions,billions,trillions,kazillions of round figures dropped down from the sky. The all had smoke coming out of them. None of us were hurt because it was made from very soft plastic.
None of us could figure out what was going on. We were confused. The race stopped and we began examining about what had just happened. My friend, 'RARR,' picked one up and threw it out of sight. Then everyone started throwing them around.
RARRTARD, however, had his hand underneath his armpit. The gently, his arms moved in a horizontal arc,across his body, and threw the UFO. It went as fast as a lightyear. We were suprised.
There are no UFO's now because of this story. Frisbees were made from this story, carried from the ape-men to the cave-men and now to us. The speed of lightyears was made from this story. Who knows...


Yep, and that's my third story. Sounds a bit lame but i hope you enjoyed it

Ahem.

Its Friday,which means the event officially ended.
Moran wins~
...by default. Congrats to Moran. I'll mail you the prize when i get around to doing it X3

YAY!!
Big win for meh. Who comes second and third?
Oh and, TJ please log on for once.... it's soooooo boring.

No one else entered lol. That event flopped ^_^. But i have been logging on. It must be the difference in our timezones that causes it to seem like I'm never here. Next to the fact that I'm often being dragged places*cough*.
Anyway,i forgot to ask what mantle you want as your prize xD!

What mantle??? I thought there was only a Rabana mantle lol! What others are there?

I mean the consteallation mantle.For example,since I was born in March then I'd wear the Pisces mantle.There in the fashion shop's point shop,so be sure to take a look and tell me which you want for your prize xD.

Oh, lol! okay... Since i'm born in July, I want the CANCER mantle. Thanks

kk ill have it mailed to you asap.btw,are you on the forum right now o,o?It says there are 2 people online and thats me and you.im on LT right now so you can catch me there xD

TJ!!! im on! i'll be right there!